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笑死人的儿童英语笑话锦集(3)

发布日期:2015-01-07 12:04:22编辑:Chen

儿童英语笑话三

The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled(被宠坏的) . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum(乱发脾气) . Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.

When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.

Was school all right? she asked, Did you get along all right? did you cry?

Cry? John asked. No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!

六岁的约翰娇生惯养。他的父亲知道这一点,可他的祖父母仍然宠着他。这孩子几乎寸步不离他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭,就是闹。他第一天上学才离开祖母的怀抱。

约翰放学了,他奶奶在门口接他并问道:学校怎么样?你过的好吗?哭了没有?

哭?约翰问,不,我没哭,可老师哭了。

Who is Stupid 谁愚蠢

A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"

Little Johnny then stood up.

The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?"

"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

一个老师在对学生们讲心理学,“谁认为自己蠢就站起来?”她一开始就说。

小约翰尼站了起来。

“你认为你很蠢吗,小约翰尼?”老师问。

“不是的,老师,我只是不喜欢看你一个人站着。”

Lost Purse 丢失的钱包

A lady lost her handbag. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills."

The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward."

一个女人丢了手提包,有一个诚实的小孩捡到后交还给了她。她看了看钱包,说:“嗯,这么有趣,我丢的时候里面是一张20美元,现在成了20张一美元。”

“没错,夫人。”小男孩立刻回答道,“上次我捡到钱包时,那位夫人没有零钱奖赏给我。”

I know who god is 我知道上帝是谁了

A boy says to her mother, Mom, is God a man or woman?

The mom thinks a while and says, Well, son, God is both man and woman.

The son is confused, so he asks, Is God black or white?

The mother replies, God is both black and white, honey.

The son, still curious, says after a while, Is God gay or straight, mommy?

The mother, getting a little worried, answers, Son, God is both gay and

 straight.

The son thinks about it, and his face lights up when he thinks he finally has answered his question: Is God Michael Jackson?

儿子:妈妈,上帝是白人还是黑人?

妈妈:宝贝,上帝是白人也是黑人!

儿子:那上帝是男人还是女人?

妈妈:宝贝,上帝是男人也是女人! 

儿子:哦。我知道了,上帝是迈克尔•杰克逊!

His Fault 他的错

Billy: Mother, Bobby poke a window.

Mother: How did he do it?

Billy: I threw a rock at him and he ducked.

比利:妈妈,波比打坏了窗玻璃。

妈妈:他怎么打的?

比利:我向他扔石头,他躲开了。

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